UNIX Final

I got my UNIX class final today:

Form a team, as assigned.
Build from the hardware up a UNIX based intranet of four computers, one group, six users.
Offer two different Blog drivers with a supporting SQL database.
etc.....

OMG! and we have five days to accomplish this.

So for the group:
One member is from India and though very smart does not speak English.  He only reads it.
One member was so stoned he could not remember his name when asked.
One member is ok but angry that he can not be in another group.
And then there is me.
Sigh .....

This is going to be oh so much fun, looks like I will have to not only play project manager but also have to do half the work.

Sigh.....