Fashion Attire

Women's fashion across the past several years has gone so far downhill, here in the northwest of America, as to be - why did they even dress at all?  Honestly, had these women gone out in public in the smallest bikini possible, they would have been more appropriate!

I was at a funeral not so long ago and the woman seated in front of me was dressed rather oddly for a funeral, but hey this is the northwest, a lack of convention is expected at times.  But, she was not very appropriate!  As it was an Episcopal service, there was lots of standing and sitting.  The more standing and sitting, the more the woman's sweater rode up, revealing an ever higher climbing thong.  Eventually it was to the point where I had to wonder exactly how much higher that thong could go before she gave herself the ultimate wedgie and ran screaming to the bathrooms!  I have to admit I missed most the later part of the ceremony as I was fighting with every resource to reach out and give that purple strap a mighty tug.  It also intrigued me as to why she could not tell that her sweater was just about reaching her neck by the end. Yeah, her escort was fascinated as well, so I am not thinking husband material there.

Saturday night I was at The Old Spaghetti Factory for dinner with my youngest daughter.  It was fun, she spent most of the time on her cell phone clicking away and I was watching these two college age women whom were obviously picking out people to make comments about.  They were having a good time.  At the next table further from them, was a young couple, he obviously smitten, she more relaxed.  As they got up to leave - it seems her dress was not designed to ever cover her crotch.  But, it was all okay, she wasn't wearing any underwear either.  Well, that one was a shocker, but the two girls just exploded in laughter, turned bright red, covered their mouths, etc!  The young blonde girl did not even notice ...  Yeah, I thought of a smart ass remark at the time, but I would never say such a thing!  Someone called the cops whom arrived about 10 minutes after the couple had left.  The female officer then made the rounds looking under tables for other offenders ...  I was so trying not to explode in laughter myself!  As for the young couple, well they moseyed out to their car and the alarm rearmed itself and was still going off when my daughter and i left .... and the officer is just checking out crotches under tables rather than being curious as to the flashing lights and honking horn.

And at church the women, young and old alike, have taken to wearing stretch pants.  I am sure they have some modern fancy name but they are basically just a 1950's style stretch pant made out of some low grade body contour hugging nylon weave.  How low grade?  Well, if you wear any form of underwear they are plainly visible through the weave!  And oh by the way, many were not wearing  any.  So, imagine the look of that one!  I feel for women so stupid as to ignorantly be wearing anything so revealing and immodest.  I feel for the young men of the church - visually driven with no ability to deal with it.  I really wanted to take the stage, stop the program and give a lecture ...  I would probably start by naming colors, panty styles and then mention a mole I doubt many knew about.  Yeah, we are talking revealing here.  Of course, I am the evil one here by even thinking of being so insensitive!

The guys do not manage much better in church.  There are the guys for whom the mysteries of buttons were never explained and it always seems to be hairy chested men whom suffer from this affliction.  I am not sure what the lure is of a hairy chest, personally I think it is disgusting and should be combed and/or straightened.  Amongst the younger crowed through whom do not understand that if you put a belt on, pull your pants up, they will stay in place and not have to be held up with both hands, while bending over.  And I have only seen one guy ever come wearing stretch pants ...

Sure we live in a free for all society, almost anything is acceptable these days and shame on you if you have a problem with how I choose to live my life!  But, God created sexual attraction, otherwise the human species would have died out at Adam because he would be organizing unicorn football events and figuring out how to brew beer.  And with that attraction comes our own responsibility to treat with consideration any situation which could be uncomfortable or enticing to a member of the opposite sex.

Of course this evil culture we live in says it is your problem if you can not deal with how we choose to live our lives or display ourselves.  But, then we live in both a God-less (there are no standards) and Love-less (I do what I want to do) societies.  Yeah, that translates to the term EVIL in God's book.