Catholic Versus Presbyterian Ideology

I stumbled across this knee slapper some time ago and have been meaning to post this but life has too hectic for me to do so.  At last I have some peace and can now share this!

Now, which church would you want to go to in this town based on billboards?

As for me, my rock collection can go to heaven with me?  I feel the need for a rosary already!  Humor aside, I find it refreshing that these two churches can heckle each other without loss of life.....

:^)