This is Reality?

Well, it is about a year since my last tale I shared with you about an observed train wreck, or better known as the first date from hell.....

Friday night I took Gaelic Girl to Outback steakhouse for dinner.  She is sort of talking to me, not really, but I hoped a steak might brighten her up.  She chose chicken and I knew no mood changes were to be expected, so my mind wandered to the table next to ours, a first date from hell was occurring and I almost got up to have a talk with the guy.  Yeah, he was that out of control and really needed a brick upside the head.

She was dressed in jeans, grey sweater, modest.  He had not accomplished the act of combing his hair nor getting 30% of his shirt in his pants.  He looked like a bad tv date joke.

She had a very pretty face, however he would not have known, his eyes were riveted to her chest, where she had been cursed by what will be causing massive back pain in a few years!

They ordered drinks, he had downed his pina colada and ordered another, faster than she could take a sip from hers.  Within minutes the effects were to tell.

Conversationally, they started out with which cell phone was better.  He then named one of her breasts for one brand and then the other for the other.  And each time that brand was mentioned he would make a grab for that breast!  She was a skillful dodger.

Failing this, they then moved on to playing some trivia game.  There was some question about some a tv show and he commented that only an imbecile would have known the answer to that question.  It was her favorite show apparently.  After a few more like that situation, he wrestled the device away from her and played some game by himself, while he told her about how smart he was (not!) and should be that millionaire show.

Dinner came and was eaten without comment.  He then told her that he would be driving them to the theather and she told him that was alright, she would drive herself.

And at this point I had to laugh because it was very plain, he would be waiting in line for her for a very long time at the theater.....

Don't you just love train wrecks?

And you really have to wonder how he has managed not to show up on the Jerry Springer Show, yet.