Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Proofreading Is A Dying Art

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
        Those zombies can be tricky!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
        I am thankful we have "experts" to explain this!
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
        I wonder if "civilians" can help?
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
        To visual to comment on!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
         Unions, always getting in the way of productivity!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
        If they fail, will it be a mis-trial.....?
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War Dims Hope for Peace
         I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
        Wow!  I never thought of that!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
        As opposed to breath mints?
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
        No sense leaping to a wild conclusion!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
        There is something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
        Darn PUD never misses a trick!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
        Is there something bigger than OBESE?
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
         Probably that breakfast burrito.....
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
        Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
        Better study hard, Daddy has a new chainsaw!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
        Never should have formed that hospital basketball team!
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
        Sure glad they were not burying the living!
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