(You should know that Kelly told me those cell phones that hang in your ears are call ‘Bluetooth’…..)
Me: Hey kids, one of my internet friends told me that those phones which stick in your ears are called Bluetooth.
YD: It gives you blue teeth?
Me: No Bluetooth.
MD: I don’t want blue teeth.
Son: My teeth are already blue.
YD: No they are not!
Son: Are too!
YD: It is the rubber on your braces.
Son: Yeah, so what? They are still blue because I am a man.
YD: ‘snorts’ – mine are pink but that does not make me a woman.
Son: that is because you are a gay man!
YD: I am not!
Me: Kids, kids, kids!
MD: Was not Bluetooth a pirate?
Me: No that was Blue Beard.
Son: Putting a cell phone in your ear gives you blue hair?
Me: No, no, no! Blue Beard!
Son: I can have a beard? I want to turn blue!
YD: I will help you turn blue! (and grabs for his neck!)
Son: eeeech!
MD: We can have a cell phone?
Me: (pounding head on table and squealing….)
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