Monday, March 16, 2009

God Is Like

 God is like...
 HALLMARK CARDS
 He cares enough to send His very best.

 God is like...
 TIDE
 He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

 God is like...
 SEARS
 He has everything.

 God is like...
 ALKA-SELTZER
 Try him, you'll like Him.

 God is like...
 SCOTCH TAPE
 You can't see him, but you know He's there.

 God is like...
 DELTA
 He's ready when you are.

 God is like...
 ALLSTATE
 You're in good hands with Him.

 God is like...
 VO-5 Hair Spray
 He holds through all kinds of weather.

 God is like...
 DIAL SOAP
 Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

 God is like...
 the U.S. POST OFFICE
 Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

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