Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Learning Chinese in 5 minutes


From my evening with the rather confused young lady from Thailand, came some delicious humor.  I am hoping no one will find this offensive or politically incorrect – after all they are from an Asian!  And she kept us in stitches during dinner, once the awkward situation was handled.

These will make more sense if you read them aloud.....

1) That’s not right: Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive: Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man: Dum Huan

5) Small horse: Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here: Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone: No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight: Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu

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